No one says arms that good are easy

Why powerful women are going sleeveless

It quickly became apparent that I was the only woman there not running Something Important. And as if the one way chat weren enough I couldn really hold my own on the travails of German boardroom life for a girl, to be high quality replica handbags china honest the dress code underlined it. Everyone was wearing a tailored jacket, no surprises there. But then suddenly everyone was taking off said jacket to reveal a sleeveless top and the toned upper arms of a Russian gymnast. Had I missed the signal for “guns out”? Was I at a dinner, or Barry Bootcamp?

The acme of the modern power professionelle are those high priestesses of Silicon Valley, Sheryl Sandberg and Marissa Mayer, and their arms are frequently laid as bare as their ambitions for global domination. Then, of fake designer bags course, there are the remarkable biceps of Michelle Obama. (She exercises for 90 minutes every day. No one says arms that good are easy.) “The toned arm has replaced the designer handbag,” observed Newsnight Emily Maitlis last week. No doubt Becky Sharp would be similarly buff if she were elbowing her way through the world today.

You can drill down further into the symbolism. It is the decline in testosterone as a woman ages that causes upper arms to soften , says Howells. Keep them hard and you are signalling that your testosterone a hormone found naturally at higher levels in men, which encourages competitiveness, if not aggression is a replica louis vuitton force to be reckoned with. Which is not to say that there isn also a distinctly feminine appeal to a toned upper cheap louis vuitton bags from china arm. It can have all the allure of a finely turned replica louis vuitton bags from china leg, but its power in being less gendered, and therefore less un PC is less compromised in the post Mad Men workplace.

Needless to say there is a whole new mini industry to cater for the arms race, churning out chic, sleek, powerful looking sleeveless dresses and tunic tops for the chic, sleek, powerful looking women who wear them. Such is the scale of a certain sort of woman current obsession with sleeves free that even such a contrarian item as the sleeveless jacket as modelled by Olivia Palermo is everywhere from French Connection to Marks Spencer.

How ironic. For while the superwomen, with their superhero(ine) biceps and their, quite frankly, supernatural triceps, want to show off their arms, the rest replica louis vuitton handbags of us want sleeves, for reasons I needn go into here. (Last year Belinda Earl replica designer handbags , Marks Spencer style director, said she would transform the brand fortunes by offering “90 per cent of dresses with sleeves”.) So how will this fashion spat be resolved? Not, I hope, for the sake of us lesser mortals, with an arm wrestle.

At what point does a magazine become a coffee table book? And when does a coffee table book become an actual coffee table? Questions I found myself asking when the current 508 page issue of Love magazine, edited by the Katie “Guns Out” Grand when she isn styling for Marc Jacobs, landed with considerable reverb on my desk. Flicking through the many pages of advertising is like looking at the fashion Domesday Book of our age. A record of what luxury looks like now; a mirror to our ultimate consumer desires.

And what would this document reveal to an interested extra terrestrial party? What was the defining feature of said advertising? The handbag. I counted 34 of them before I had even got to the contents page. Clasped like a lover (Kate Moss for Stella McCartney), gripped like a talisman (Cara Delevingne for Burberry). I am sure those Martians would, pace Emily Maitlis, declare ours to replica louis vuitton bags from china be cheap louis vuitton bags from china uk a leather goods worshipping society.

And they would not be wrong. Many of the luxury brands began their lives as leather goods companies (Prada, Louis Vuitton, Gucci), then shape shifted into fashion labels. Yet today the majority of those brands make most of their money in accessories (along with perfume). Why? Because while few of us can afford to dress head to toe in Louis Vuitton, slightly more of us can save up for the handbag.

And, whether we like Perfect Quality Louis Vuitton Replica it or not, the handbag we carry communicates something about us to the watching world (though thankfully there are plenty of people looking the other way). No wonder we obsess about them. Carry that “perfect” bag hooked over your perfectly pilate ed arm and, well, anything possible

OK, so you replica louis vuitton bags know about jet lag, but have you heard of fash lag? It a syndrome that befalls less branch members of the fashion community such as myself. Usually it involves shoes. Sitting on the front row, Discount Replica Louis Vuitton Bags you think: “Hmmm, I am not sure about those shoes. Aren they a bit weird/ugly/the most revolting things I have ever seen in my life?” Then, months later, there is nothing you want more than those shoes. By which time, of course, they have sold out.

Often I suffer the worst fash lag with the labels I love most a matter for psychoanalysis replica louis vuitton bags , no doubt. Take Prada. When I interviewed Miuccia Prada she talked to me about her fascination with “racchio”, ugliness; how she set out to challenge good taste. Season after season, she does just that with her shoes, and I always fall in love with them in the end. (When she first showed brogues with a platform sole in 2011, I thought: No. Now I am finally going to get my hands on a pair, thanks to Prada launching its made to order shoe service in Harrods this month; from 740.)

My most recent fash lag has been Dior its 740 “fusion” trainer (above). I like trainers. I like sequins. But I do not like trainers with sequins. Or so I thought, until a month ago. When I rang Dior. Sold. To the woman in the right timezone. But spies tell me they coming back in stock.

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